Get Hired!

Caldera is Looking for a Bald Reply Guy

• Must be bald already or be willing to shave head completely bald and maintain the chrome dome aesthetic for entire employment duration (this is non-negotiable)

• Selfies as proof of baldness encouraged but must keep it tasteful

• Track engagement KPIs like "ratio success rate"

What we look for

• Active on twitter

• Strong opinions

• 1000+ replies per day

• 10+ hours of screen time

• Expert-level understanding of crypto twitter dynamics

• Natural ability to build relationships through the perfect mix of shitposting and genuine engagement

Nice to Haves

• 100k+ followers on X

• A glorious beard to compliment the required bald head

• Deep knowledge of L2s, rollups and ethereum

• Public speaking skills

• Lambo

• Operate on demon time