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Bald Reply Guy
Caldera
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Caldera is Looking for a Bald Reply Guy
Must be bald already or be willing to shave head completely bald and maintain the chrome dome aesthetic for entire employment duration (this is non-negotiable)
Selfies as proof of baldness encouraged but must keep it tasteful
Track engagement KPIs like "ratio success rate"
What we look for
Active on twitter
Strong opinions
1000+ replies per day
10+ hours of screen time
Expert-level understanding of crypto twitter dynamics
Natural ability to build relationships through the perfect mix of shitposting and genuine engagement
Nice to Haves
100k+ followers on X
A glorious beard to compliment the required bald head
Deep knowledge of L2s, rollups and ethereum
Public speaking skills
Lambo
Operate on demon time
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